Int'l Olympic Committee gives prestigious award to Cambodian PM

The evening of October 3 began innocently enough when MacDonald reportedly came out of the isolation of his apartment to urinate on the front steps of the building. At his point, you might expect that his neighbors would inquire as to how the urinating was going or even join in – as that would be the polite thing. But, no. Completely out of the blue, some of his neighbors reportedly yelled at him to stop.It is currently unknown how Lam got inside the water tank, which is protected by locked doors and an alarm, so an investigation has been opened to determine if her death was the result of homicide or a very, very strange accident. […]

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Czech humanitarian aid delivered to Syria

“Like Ghandi said, an eye for an eye, and the whole world will go blind,” Byrd said.Indiere and her caretaker were sleeping 20 feet from the impact when the sedan tore through the kitchen, striking the stove, and making a certified mess. National Grid workers were able to cut the gas line to the stove before a catastrophe could occur. There were reportedly no skid marks at the scene, with the exception of the ones likely in the passenger’s underwear.

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Oil output cut deal to give Gulf Arab countries economic relief in 2017

The resulting explosion woke up the neighbors, who reported hearing the couple screaming for help from inside the burning garage. Gambale and Katanov were both transported to Staten Island University Hospital in serious condition, suffering from second- and third-degree burns.Lagrange Township, OH Larry Moore, 18, reportedly admitted to Grafton police Monday that he is the responsible for a string of recent area burglaries. This after his father found jewelry in his sons bedroom and notified police.

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Latvian government mulls purchase of shares in new gas transmission, storage operator

By the light of the burning village Major Ishmael Mayta of the Revolutionary United Front watched his men dance drunkenly and sate themselves with the new camp wives. From where he sat in his jeep Mayta could see the three boys from the village that had been found acceptable and conscripted; they were lying passed out on the ground in a stupor on the ground. Princess Cut Hands stood guard over them, her eyes, puffy and sullen.Ok, so after checking those out you can understand why I dig ’em. But let’s get a little on the sacrilegious side with two more of my favorites. The High Priest and The Nun (Eat It)

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Morocco's coach announces 23-man squad for 2017 Africa Cup of Nations

Middleton, Wisconsin – I can see it now: You are 6-years-old and Daddy got drunk again and beat mom to a bloody pulp. Blue and Red lights are flashing through the windows, and cops are swarming throughout the house. Mommy is being carted away on a stretcher as she chokes on her own teeth, her face swollen beyond recognition while Daddy, who was Tazed in the kitchen earlier, is currently hogtied and screaming in the back of a patrol car. It’s at this point you are approached by an officer who is handing you something. “It’s gonna be ok sweetie,” he says, “cuddle with this copy of Green Eggs and Ham.”Now, I was never in this situation myself, as a child, but I can only imagine that some situations call for the squishy comfort offered by a stuffed animal. After all, I was a little kid once, and I definitely recall the plethora of functions a stuffed animal can serve. You can squeeze the “life” out of them when you’re angry, rub your face against their soft synthetic fur when you want to be caressed, use them as a pillow when the adrenaline wears off and you’re exhausted by the trauma – you can even talk to them when there’s no one else. Books, great as they may be, don’t serve any of the above purposes.I’m sure 22-year old Matthew Wylie is going to shit bricks when he learns he is one of the chosen few for today’s stories. I know what all of you are thinking. How did Wylie get so lucky? Why is he so damn special? Allow me to start by saying right away that it’s not because I accepted any bribes of any sort. Wylie got here the same way all our previous, ahem, winners were chosen. You see, this last Thursday afternoon, Wylie was caring for his girlfriend’s 3-month old baby boy while she was gone. […]

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5-time Olympic champ Wu retires

He said the boy was only in the dryer for one revolution, but that was inconsistent with the boy’s injuries that included second degree burns to his back and arms, as well as burns and blisters on this feet.Marmolejo was the first and only student to begin his junior year there and he was not happy about it at all. One of his teachers said Marmolejo was left behind because several of his classmates had transferred to another school to finish their junior and senior years. The teenager told police he killed York on Wednesday because he knew he would be alone with her. […]

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Incoming UN chief wants to meet with Trump

The 60-year-old woman walking down the road Monday morning when she passed a house where two pit bulls resided. The two dogs chased after the woman after the male dog broke from his chain and the female escaped from her pen.Here’s the official synopsis: Thirty years ago, a depraved assault during a Halloween costume ball shattered a young woman’s mind, turning her into a brutal mass murderer. Dressed in her rival’s blood-soaked wedding gown, the legend of the Butcher Bride was born. Now, decades later, everyone who enters the Silas Mansion will encounter a frightening spirit ravenous to satisfy perverse appetites. Death is the only escape. Here comes The Bride…

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